Thursday, July 12, 2007

Question o mania!!!

Hi guyz,
Here I am with my next attempt.
Here I present you a few questions which is intriguing me ...

  • Why Evergreen??
One is very careful about the best before date when he buys any damn thing be it small or big, right from Crocin to kerosene to Maruti Zen.Then,why is not there an expiry date to the Indian politicians alone??How come they alone are fresh till their end??Don't you think there should be a retirement age to them in politics as well??
Who is to be blamed for this???

  • Plain and Black
Most of us watched SuperStar Rajnikanth fight against the villain in eradicating the concept of black money in the recent movie "Sivaji-The BOSS".If the theme of this wonderful movie was this,then why were the tickets sold in black??
Can anyone think of an ans???

  • Boots and Roots
Everyone knows where shoes are to be worn and how important vegetables are for one's health(sometimes to be eaten even raw,for better consumption of minerals and vitamins).Then why are vegetables spread and sold in our muddy streets and shoes kept in wonderfully decorated glass designed showrooms??
Its an irony,isn't it??

  • What is injurious??
Be it the seller or the consumer or the Govt.which approves the selling of products like cigerattes,liquor.etc,everyone is aware that these are injurious things for one's health.Then what is the necessity or justification for the the phrase"Cigarette smoking/Alcohol consumption is injurious to health" being typed on each and every commodity of this kind??Is it of any use??
Don't you think this is a naamkewaas meaningless statement??

  • Why them alone??
Whenever there is a necessity of showing one's unhappiness on somebody else,why is he/she scolded as SOB or some other ***** word insulting his/her female relations(be it mother,sister or wife) alone???Don't males have any part,when it comes to showing one's dissent on??Or,is it because ,they are the weaker sex,so anything can be told on them???In a sarcastic sense,why is there not even 1%(leave alone 33%)reservation for men in this issue???
Any ideas ???

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Monday, July 9, 2007

My first blog!!!


Well guys,
Here it goes my 1st attempt of blogging!!!

In the past year or two,I ve seen various ppl blogging.I dint understand seriously what fun it was to them in writing crap about themselves in a web log.I was puzzled with the interest shown by junta in sharing some of the best,worst,funny moments of their life.But,one thing I found in common was dat every blog material I had read, was an interesting one and that inspired me to try my hand at it!!!Also,I thought I should leave no stones unturned.
Hence,here I m with my amateur effort.

What shd be my 1st blog on??
Well,this is one qn which I thought should have an uncommon ans as it is my 1st(first things are always spl,aren't they??....be it first smile,first friend,first crush,first love,first .....(be a good boy!!![:-P])et cetera,et cetera.)

I closed my eyes....Where did all this start from???....I started doin bottom up approach and the word I found on the apex was God!!!....Too good,I thought my 1st blog on the 1st person(sorry for referrin Him as person)....but then,isnt it a controversial topic????wat if Atheists donn read my blog,i thought(I dunno wat percent they r in the society).....I wantd dis script to be appreciated by all...So ,no one sided topics I thought.......What s dat liked by every ass on earth???....Hmmmm........

I thought and thought.....I got it,yeah,its love and afterall,Love is God I thought.(also,its high time I think on this topic,damn it I am in my final year already [:-D]or may be I ve still plenty of time,only God knows,lol!!!).....Well then,it struck to me that it is this bloody topic which was felt,spoken,written,sung,and what not from the days of Adam and Eve....Also I m sure,I cannot find something better than what Shakespeare did or today's innumerable love lunatics and road side Romeos find on it.....So what,ob,the idea is dropped.

If not love,what else???Hmmm,ok,lemme try on the great Indian freedom struggle I thought....The effective leadership under Mahatma Gandhiji which thrashed the English away frm dis holy land shd honour my blog I thought......Whhaaaaaaat,said my inner voice of conscience....Indian politics huh???Cant you find something better???.....Okiez,said I(I listen very few times to this fellow and when I do,I alwez end up being right).....Am I so bad in choosing something on to write,I m thinking.

Why not begin with a movie review or a cricket match analysis??.....Yuck,it is,I thought,to explain on something which has already happened,dramatise the whole event so big,and write crap about it wasting your time...... Instead of blabbering stuff which turned out on others' effort,why dont I write creatively on something so that others follow it up with a treatise,I thought??(I know I am asking for too much:-))

Well,why not something about me???.....Phew,I have tried so many about me's till now,the recent one at orkut,and all sucked big time(according to me,the toughest job on earth is to write about oneself).....Most of the times,I found my friends commenting on my about mes,"machan,u shd hv written some truth atleast daaa???"......Then I am like wtf???, coz I swear I never wantd to say somethng abt me which I wasnt,but still was confused y they were sayin so.....May be I thought it was not only the case with me,but with all....I dunno if u ppl agree to it.

Come on mann,donn think too much,think of something simple,said the inner me.....I looked around to find a simpler thing.All I could see were my comp,some cds,my mobile,a ceiling fan,a tubelight,a calender,my bed,my room door and stuff like dat(shut up and continue,every one knows what they see in their room).....I made a decision myself that these are too trivial things to write on as my 1st blog as I want something spl....What else????

Hmmm,I thought I ll call my fren up to ask abt a topic......Thu on me ,I said to myself,why calling up him for this too small(is it so???)an issue.....Okay I thought,why not on philosophy???.....Its this topic for which no one has clear cut answers....So,may be I thought,whatevr I yap,somebody or the other would agree and appreciate....But then,am I too old to start on dis,my confusing mind asked.(There is this notion amongst us that its the old ppl who speak on dis topic)...Oh,mann,this s takin a toll on me seriously....I m kinda gettin pessimistic already as I m thinking I shdnt hv strtd this.

No love,No politics,No entertainment,No about me,No philosophy,No common things........Omg,is there any other topic left???Haan,I guess I got it,why not something on my coll life???
Wow,said Mr.Inner me,dis is the topic u shd ve gone fr in the beginnin itself....Yeeaaaaah, I thought atleast for having found a topic......But then,what to write and what not abt my coll life??Mann,its real huge a topic to write on as 3 yrs of my prime life were spent thr.....Thr were mixed emotions all along(I guess I hv enuff material to publish a book on it).....So,I thought dis blog s too little a space to write abt it.

Errggghhhhhh,its high time I guess,fr the past half n hr,I ve been typin crap (juz like evry othr blogger) with one difference dat I dont hv a topic(atleast,othrs r bettr).Here I m to conclude,I dunno if I m dat good a blogger,coz I cnt evn find a topic.But,I m nt gonna leave it....I m gonna try my best to write on something coz I m sure I can write bettr stuff with a theme with me....

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